Always forgive your enemies...nothing else annoys them so much. --------- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her some friends? --------- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. --------- I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. --------- I couldn't repair my brakes, so I made my horn louder. --------- For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. --------- Do you have trouble making up your mind? ...well... yes or no? --------- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. --------- Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. --------- When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. --------- Everyone has a photographic memory....some just don't have film. --------- I've heard of the speed of light, but what's the speed of dark? --------- Join The Army! Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. --------- I poured spot remover on my dog....now he's gone. --------- "Evening News" is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. --------- Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Your Friend or the Money!) --------- Death is hereditary. --------- There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side. --------- A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. --------- Never argue with a fool... people might not know the difference! --------- When you're right, no one remembers, but when you're wrong, no one forgets. --------- Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. --------- Always remember that you are absolutely unique... just like everyone else! --------- Everyone makes mistakes... the trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. --------- They say hard work never hurts anybody... but why take the chance? --------- Always borrow money from a pessimist... he won't expect it back! --------- I like work... It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it for hours! --------- If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side! --------- Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives. --------- Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. --------- If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark. --------- Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. --------- It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose! --------- I can please only one person per day, and today is not your day... (Tomorrow isn't looking good, either!) --------- I love deadlines.... especially the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. --------- I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. --------- Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. --------- There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives. --------- Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it. --------- Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue. --------- Needing someone is like needing a parachute.... if he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again. --------- I don't have an attitude problem... you have a perception problem. --------- Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is my ceiling!?" --------- My Reality Check bounced. --------- On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key. --------- I don't suffer from stress....I'm a carrier. --------- You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. --------- Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. --------- Everybody is a weirdo to somebody else. --------- Never argue with an idiot....they drag you down to their level. --------- Am I getting smart with you? How would you know? --------- Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. --------- Children seldom misquote you....In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. --------- Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk.... then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. --------- Insanity is hereditary.... You get it from your kids. --------- I love to give homemade gifts....which one of my kids do you want? --------- Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners. --------- Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the drive before it has stops snowing. --------- There is only one pretty child in the world... and every mother has it. --------- Children will soon forget your presents... they will always remember your presence. --------- The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. --------- Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids. --------- Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom? --------- You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom. --------- A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes. --------- Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it. --------- The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes of their time each day. ---------

Ahhhhhh........Good Water!

Agua Etc. is more than just water!

Just look at all
of our services!
INVENTORY:

Water Dispensers

Crock Stands

Patio Items

Garden Items

Canned Air

Glass Cleaner

Aerosol Scent Sprays

Scent Spray Dispensers

Shop Towels

BASIC REPAIRS:

Electric Water Dispensers

Water Crocks

Water Bottles w/ spigot

SERVICES:

24 hr. Water Vending

Basic PC computer
repair/upgrade

Tax Service

Dry Cleaning

Greenhouse nursery

SNACKS:

Bottled Water

Snacks/Chips

Soft Drinks

Ice

MISCELLANEOUS:

FREE Area-Wide Phone Books

FREE Thrifty Nickel paper

FREE El Semanario paper

FREE Gold Pages

FREE Texas Events Calendar

FREE Desert Candle paper

Odessa American paper

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401 S. Burleson Ave.
P.O. Box 497
McCamey, Texas 79752
432-652-3453

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